idiotttttttttt:
I can’t actually imagine a boy liking me and I can’t imagine sex and I can’t imagine being all close and intimate with some guy I can’t imagine WHY a boy would like me in the first place tbh I have literally nothing to offer what so ever omg
laughslastforever:
Go grease lightning, you’re burning up a quarter mile
(•_•)
— ) )z
/ \
GREASE LIGHTNING
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) )z
/ \
GO GREASE LIGHTNING
(•_•)
— ) )z
/ \
familyfriendlyurl:
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
this is racist, right, im not just imagining that its racist
dylanzarate:
if you are “above” pop music you are probably boring
royal-high:
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
dirudo:
When your friend shares someones nudes with you
